Javascripty

Javascripty

Twas midnight and the hyperlinks
Did upload and download on the Net
All murgled were the metatags
and the uproarious applet

Beware the Javascript, brave lad
The code with flaw
The navs that Flash
Beware the jpegs unoptimized
And the URLs that crash

He took his manual in hand
Longtime the unctious code he fought
Then rested he by his PC
And banged his head, overwrought

And as in anguish he did sit
The Javascript with shockwaves armed
Confounded Explorer, Opera, Mozilla
By forcing them all to quit!

Control-alt, Command-shift
He sought to lift
This awful curse from off the site
Till the keystroke
That did evoke
A solution to his plight

"Hast thou ftp'ed the files?
Bravo! The site is on the Net
Avast, belay, but no holiday
We have some changes yet!"

Twas midnight and the hyperlinks
Did upload and download on the Net
All murgled were the metatags
and the uproarious applet

—Lin Black