Regime Change on TiVo

by R. Lee Sullivan

I love “Wal-Mart and the Red Chinese Secret Police.”
In Chinatown, I saw a bootleg DVD with the same title.

      “You prices are not being everyday low.
        I will kick you in the endcaps, evil geriatric greeter!”

So, how do you like life during wartime?

      “This ain’t no Mudd Club, or CBGB,
        I ain't got time for that now.”

I listened to “Rock the Casbah” on the way to work this morning — fourteen times.

       “As soon as the shareef was chauffeured outta there,
         the jet pilots tuned to the cockpit radio blare.”

Just seemed like the thing to do ...

San Francisco, 20 March 2003

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